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The Season For It

Posted in family with tags , , , , on 04/01/2012 by mujo

For Christmas this year just gone I got myself and my family something a little different. I managed to avoid a head on collision with an idiot coming the other way who thought overtaking would be OK on a blind curve.

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Practical Sex

Posted in family with tags , , , on 07/12/2011 by mujo

We all know that old joke about the difference between sex for men and women: that women need a reason to have sex and men only need a place.

It’s funny because it’s true. More is the pity.

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Fathers, Sons and Other Catastrophes

Posted in family with tags , , , , , , , , , on 06/12/2011 by mujo

I had a hard time telling my family, especially my father, that all I wanted to do in life was write. It might have been easier to tell him that I enjoyed slunking octagenarians in the toilets behind the local McDonald’s.

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Rock Princess

Posted in family with tags , , , on 25/10/2010 by mujo

About two hours ago my daughter trashed her first green room. She’s two years old.

Her mother was giving a concert in this theatre-café not far from where we live. Small place, very small. I think they call it intimate these days. The green room was probably bigger than the stage. And about as clean as I’ve ever seen. Until the apple of my eye hit.

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